Cucumis Signing Off!

Hello all, I know this is sudden, but I will be departing from secondhandscans. To keep the story simple, I haven't been able to get into contact with somebodyelse for some time now, and since I don't have full control of the blog or even access to the group email, I opted to repurpose an unused blog of mine to continue my snail's pace translation. If you have a moment to spare, please check out my barren domain at http://deliciousoppai.blogspot.com.

You're Still Here?

First off, apologies for not updating much or responding to comments and the likes. Though it's a tiresome excuse, we've been busy with miscellaneous things with life. However, at least you know we're not dead, I think...

Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that we're still around and my translation of the Rindou's novel is coming along, albeit slower than a snail's pace. I'm hoping to have some of it posted by the end of this month. Hoping being the key word there. But in the mean time, have some fun with this mini translation! I worked so hard to stitch this Napata pinup for you guys too! Take it as an apology for not giving you guys more translations.

It's Best to Teach Kids How to Cook at a Young Age

YAY! ANOTHER RELEASE! AND OF HIRAME TO START 2015! Because you all know how much of a Hirame slave this blog's denizens are. I'm nowhere near as witty as the somebodyelse when it comes to writing posts (explains why he does the majority of our releases), so I apologize for not providing ample entertainment like my master fellow pervy peer. Anyway, here is Hirame's latest masterpiece. A continuation of his Kantai Collection books which features even more variety for our fapping pleasure. Take your pick between a voluptuous MILF, a tsundere teen, or an innocent loli. You can't go wrong when Hirame is behind the pen.

I would also like to mention that this is my first book to translate and edit on my own. Poor somebodyelse is currently being swamped with real life related responsibilities, so I took it upon myself to handle everything. Hopefully, there aren't many jarring errors. But overall, I'd say I did a passable job completing this in a timely fashion. It also helped the story was pretty straight forward with an easy to read script. Alright, enough of me blabbing. Links below for your viewing pleasure! If you spot something wrong, please let me know. Like seriously.

Read online on Exhentai

Download from MEGA

A Taste of Things to Come!

So here’s a small teaser of something I hope to complete before I die. This is the first time I’m attempting a novel-like translation, so I’m not sure if I will release everything in one go, or perhaps in chunks at reasonable transitions in the story. If you guys have an opinion, sound off below. In the mean time, bon appétit!

Oh, I am working on comics still. Just being very, VERY slow as usual. Given real life responsibilities and overall lack of time to do proper edits, I decided to work on something that wouldn't involve much, if any intensive editing. I'm also considering a PDF or epub release for those who want to read on their tablets, but before I jump the gun, I want to make sure I make substantial progress. For now, pages will be posted on E-hentai.

Read online on E-Hentai

I'M OVER 9,000!

I love Butcha-U (Eroquis), I love Psycho-Pass, and I love Risa Aoyanagi. Combine the three and you get this fantastic image below. For those who have been keeping up with season 2, you guys will understand why I'm paying tribute to this sexy vixen. DO ME NEXT AOYANAGI! MY COEFFICIENT IS WELL OVER 300!

Huge tracts of land

I can only imagine the backpain that carrying around one third of your body mass dangling from your chest would cause. And how much the bras would cost— would they price them by the square foot? Anyways, today's story is a sweet lovey-dovey tale of a couple of idiots who've been living together for two years and have still not gotten to it.

Wat. Japan, wat.

Download from MEGA

Read online on E-Hentai

Our dear Cucumis Sativus has been so kind to keep both hands above the desk long enough to type down the translation, while I oh-so-sloppily lathered his carefully chosen words all over the pages. Also, considering that I even failed to spell the goddamn title right on the first try, I imagine there might be some typos sneaked in by me in there. I no read gud.

See ya!

Edit: thanks to an anonymous commenter for pointing out two typos on pages 6 and 16, links to the gallery and MEGA download are fixed. In my defense, I did say there might have been some in the thing— and there were! It means I was right.

Dumb as a sack of potatoes, but right.

Insert Witty Joke About Dragons and Lots of Thick Cream

So, some of you may remember this Hirame masterpiece a while back. Well, the benefactor who sent us the book has given us permission to release the raws. Decision was based around giving the artists time to reap in the gold before the rest of us shamelessly pirate their hard work. Enjoy! We'll get back to translating and editing eventually... I think... E-Hentai Link