Monday, December 31, 2012

Bounty Hunting Pt2: Bounty Harder

Hello my dear perverts, and welcome! Today's treat, yet again, comes courtesy of the EH-Cove, translated by KirbyDances and edited by me. Have you ever wondered how idols deal with all the stress they build up? Why, like everyone else in hentai deals with it. And like they deal with pretty much anything else, really.


We've abandoned any pretense regarding the nature of this site's contents, so I'm pretty sure if you're here you know what to expect (or you can at least look at the tags... or the picture, even, it speaks for itself). It also saves me from writing some lame warning, so VIVA LA LAZINESS!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas!

... or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or whatever other holiday you perverts may be celebrating! Drink and be merry, for we have avoided the end of the world once again!
(Or maybe we haven't, and this is just my own personal hell... in which case, sucks to be you, folks.)

Also, the merry band of rascals that are FUKE and his many editors, me included, had a little competition going before Christmas, and the results are in!. The fact that I won further reinforces the theory that I'm actually dead and this is the afterlife... so, I'd look out for giant carnivore spider-legged baby pandas trying to eat your eyeballs. Just sayin'.


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Bounty Hunting

Hello again folks, and welcome to Santa's Super Secret Porn Shack!
... That's what it feels like around here lately. I miss working on stuff were people didn't screw every page.

Anyways, today's treat is a two-parter Soul Calibur doujin, brought to you thanks to Slobber of the e-hentai forums sponsoring the project (with help from Pocky00), and to Y2Ryoko for the translation!



I'm feeling generous (blame the spirit of Christmas, or maybe too much eggnog), so I'll spare you the usual warnings. Enjoy and see ya!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Doggie Days

Oh oh oh! Are you getting into the spirit of Christmas yet? ... Still too early? Well, whatever. Killjoys.

Today's release come again thanks to Von of Life4Kaoru, and is a nice and uncomplicated Dog Days doujin: our hero, Cinq, gets to know some of the heroines of the show better. And I bet you can figure out by yourself how he goes about doing that.


Do I really need to spell it out? NSFW, Nakadashi=♥ counts only in porn, and watch it with your alone time- SANTA KNOWS.

See ya!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Delicious Deculture

The wonderful translation efforts of Von of the Life4Kaoru team have allowed me to present you this doujin, Apricot's "Macross Frontier Fan Book no 5"! The title and cover should provide enough information about the content of the book— it's a delicious doujin about Sheryl, so get to downloading and enjoy!


There's no need for one, but here's the usual warning: NSFW, that's one awesome devil costume, and remember to find a good hiding spot for your porn stash— "It's not mine, I swear!" is never enough of a defense.

See you next time!

Friday, December 7, 2012

What's with this sleeping trend?

I'm not doing it on purpose, but this here is the third sleep-themed release in a row, "DokiDoki? Body Wall" by Shinichi Makinosaka. Boy studying for his entrance exams has to deal with his hot neighbor, who barges  in his apartment all the time and teases him mercilessly. Having the backbone of a jellyfish, the guy can't really deal with her flirting— but he's somehow got the chutzpah to molest her while she's asleep. Still, it ends up being a vanilla story, all things considered.
Translation courtesy of the ever wonderful Nandenayen of Life4Kaoru, so drop by their blog and thank them!


The ever-less-useful warning applies: NSFW, this guy's got to grow a spine, and don't try this at home—you could end up in jail.

Ciao!

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Tsunderella finds her prince

My favorite characters, from one of my favorite shows, drawn by one of my favorite authors- this doujin was made for me!  DRR DRR DRR 

Ah-hem.

Today's treat, by Yukimi, is a wonderful Bakemonogatari doujin, starring Hitagi and Ara-ra-ra-ra-ra-ragi-kun. The fact that this was also translated by my favorite translator makes it feel like Christmas came early- a rousing applause to Fuke for his contribution!



Usual warning applies: NSFW, delicious domineering tsundere inside, watch out for Shinobu-induced cavities right at the end.

I'll take my leave now, I feel the urgent need to rewatch the whole first season and get all teary-eyed at the last broadcast episode. See ya!

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Don't let sleeping Angels lie

Today's release is a nice little Angel Beats doujin, courtesy of the Life4Kaoru peeps, with Tachibana as the star of the show. I won't spoil you the plot because... well, there isn't much of it anyway. Enjoy!


Gallery's on the registration-only side of E-Hentai because it somehow got tagged as underage though it clearly isn't. Sorry about that, but it's no fault of mine...

Also, as you may have noticed, I've switched on the "thar-be-porn" button on the blog's setting page, so you'll be warned every time you visit the site that, you know, you probably shouldn't be here. Them's the breaks!

Ciao!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

A wild kappa appears

Hello folks! Today's release is a really, really sweet Touhou doujin about Nitori and her Dear Friend (and lover) having a really, really sweet moment to themselves. Pretty simple both in art and premise, but it's still quite nice. Did I say that it's pretty sweet?

Dem kappa floaters...

Though not enough to warrant the yaranaika treatment, the cover should be risqué enough (and a look at the tags should confirm it quickly) that this release is NSFW: adults only, don't get caught at work fawning over not-quite-human-imaginary-girlfriends, and remember that boobs so big also cause one hell of a lot of back pain, so it's not all fun and games- though they are a lot of fun.

See ya! 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Short and to the point

Hello again, and welcome back to the porn lair my humble abode! Today's treat is a Infinite Stratos doujin about... none of the usual girls. Tatenashi (apparently a character from the novels- I also just discovered that there were novels of this stuff) gets the spotlight, with Ichika giving her a nice, relaxing massage- complete with happy ending, of course.


This is a joint release with Rapidswitch, with the translation courtesy of Button. Usual warning applies: NSFW, thar be boobies, and remember to always take your precautions when getting massages- some cheap lotions can give serious skin rashes. What else were you thinking about?

See ya!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Don't mess with the flower shop Lady

Hello folks! Today's release is something very dear to me, and also something that has been quite a long time coming: the sequel to the Kemonomichi doujin I previously posted! Thanks again to the translation of the many Danbooru fairies (here's the original image pool), and with the invaluable contribution of the always great Fuke that was crucial in helping me "massage" the script in place, we get to see what happens when Yuuka the berserker pays a friendly visit to her dear Alice's café. No really, it's a friendly visit, I swear, don't get troubled by the army of goons tagging along. Or the guns. Or the trenches they dug overnight.


And while we're at it, there's a second revision of the first one, with some corrections sprinkled here and there, always courtesy of Fuke. I think I owe him a beer or three by now. Or an entire brewery,more likely.


I do plan on going forward and taking care at least of the third and the "3.5" doujin left, but I love this author so much that if anything else gets translated I'll jump at the opportunity to edit it.

I've written more than enough already, so see ya next time!

Friday, November 9, 2012

Amagami secret tryst

Choices, choices. What do you do when you fall in love with two girls at the same time? End up doing them both at once, you say? Why, you must read a lot of porn mangos then, 'cause yer spot on.


This is the fifth installment of the series: three of the previous four chapters can be found, in English, over on the g-e galleries (chapter 2 herechapter 3 here and chapter 4 here), first one thanks of LWB, the others courtesy of the Life4Kaoru folks.

Usual warning applies: 18+, not suitable for work, if you find someone as lucky as this guy kick him in the crotch for me- as hard as you can, please. (I'm so, so jealous.)

Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Ririchiyo is... actually quite cute?

And another release! On today's menu, a delicious serving of vanilla-flavored (and full color, to boot) love between Miss Ririchiyo and her loyal dog bodyguard, Minetsukami, courtesy of the pâtissiers over at Life4Kaoru - check their site for loads more vanilla goodness, and watch out for cavities.


Enjoy! 

(As if I even needed to make it clear at this point- 18+ only! I swear I'll release some all-ages stuff soon...)

Sunday, October 28, 2012

A Ninja in love

I told ya there was something coming up shortly, and here it is! Today's release, once again brought to you by the fine folks over at Life4Kaoru, is a nice doujin about Tenzou and Mary from the Anime/novel Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere. Our dear masked ninja doesn't know how to handle living together with his new wife, but the newlyweds will quickly discover the joys of marriage thanks to the advice of the Aoi siblings.


Do I even need to point out that this release is for mature audiences? I wonder why I don't just set the blog to 18+, it's not like I'm posting that much all-ages stuff to boot...

See ya next time!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Majical baby-making

Good day/evening/night everyone! Today's release is a splendidly delicious Majikoi doujin, with a Yamato x Kokoro pairing. Yamato's uneasy, you see, and the only way to calm his anxiety is to have a tangible proof of Kokoro's affection... A kiss? A cake? Or straight-up the promise to deliver his children?

I think you can figure out pretty easily how the scene plays out.


The cover is a dead giveaway, but the usual warning applies: NSFW content, open at your own risk, make sure the door is closed and don't play with yourself too much or you'll become blind. Wait, that's not true?

There should be something else coming up shortly, so stick around.
Ciao!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Summer's over

Bad news, everyone.

It doesn't look like I'll ever manage to get the rest of Natsunokumo translated.

I searched for an available translator, but haven't managed to find a suitable one so far.

I tried to ask other groups to pick this project up, but predictably no one showed much interest.

I tried to commission the translation of chapter 19, at least to finish up the fourth volume, and to have a precise idea of how much it would cost, but the translators (plural, both saha and desudesu) didn't even answer my request for a quote ...

So I'm stumped. Any and all suggestions are welcome at this point, but the project is effectively on indefinite hiatus. I'm pretty sad about this.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The moon is quite beautiful indeed

Good day folks! Today's sweet, sweet full color release is brought to you by Fuke. The moon's full tonight in Gensokyo, and Ran is unfortunately being enraptured by its majestic rays. Fortunately there's her kind mistress to help her out through the night.


If the description, the tags, the preview image and the fact that there are no direct links to the archive were not enough to tell, this doujin contains adult material, so viewer discretion is advised.

There may be something big coming up next... Keyword is "may" :-)

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Sōdo Āto Onrain

Today's treat, courtesy of the fine folks over at Life4Kaoru, is a nice SAO doujin about dude dressed in black humping the hell of the girl on the cover. And... well, that's about it? I don't know the first thing about the series, but the art was nice so give it a read. And it's full color too! A pain to edit, really.


Enjoy!
(And there should be another full color doujin coming along shortly, so stay tuned).

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Oh my Goddesses

Today's treat, thanks to the nice folks over at Life4Kaoru, is a nice doujin from The World God Only Knows (or TWGOK, which sounds like an alien kitchen implement if you ask me- stir fry your vegetables with death rays). The titular goddesses meet to discuss which one of their hosts would be the most suitable partner for Keima, and and end up imagining what their... night rendezvous would be like. Nice stuff.

This time I only took care of part of the cleaning, so kudos to Hayate and Peppermint Grinder for editing and typesetting, and to nandenayen for the translation, together with Comibro for the scans.

Enjoy!


See ya!

Macross Frontier

Today's special, courtesy of Fuke,  is a Macross Frontier double feature: first we have a Sheril and Alto pairing, with Sheryl playing the tsundere and Alto... well, being a bit of an oblivious goon. Second part is a short scene with Klan and Michael- poor giantess can never catch a break.

Thar be naughty stuff inside, as the tag (and the cover) may suggest, so put your (free) hand over your heart and swear you're 18/21/whatever age is it that makes us not liable for bringing you porn before downloading.


Also, this is completely unrelated, but D3 has released a live-action trailer for the upcoming Earth Defense Force 3, and it's glorious. It's so bad yet it's so good~. EDF! EDF! EDF!

See ya next time!

Rant

"Just get the paint a little moist and it'll come right off."

And right off it came, just like most of the goddamn wall.

We'll be back with our regular programming shortly, if DIY doesn't kill me before then.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

About a certain flower shop in Gensokyo

...and its owner's plan to partake in the time-honored practice of night-crawling, with her sights set onto the prismatic puppeteer's chastity. Plans are made, houses are broken into, and a dramatic showdown takes place- and she was just supposed to deliver some flowers.

Download from Minus (down for the time being)

The original translation comes courtesy of various danbooru users (this is the link to the pool); I've simply edited it in, so all credits goes to them. Thanks a bunch!
Also, my edits to the script are somewhat... heavy handed this time, so if anyone wants to re-translate the thing properly, feel free to ask for the .psd files.

See ya!

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Kapo's Borderline

And here comes the release I wrote about in the previous post: a short and sweet Touho doujin, written and drawn by Kapo AKA Gyokotsu Kouzou, featuring Hina catching a trespasser in her garden. I'm going to casually wander into every garden I find from now on.


Until next time!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Fate/Stay Night doujin

A new update for the edgier side of the blog, the good folks over at Life4Kaoru have released Kurumi Morisaki's "Red", a Fate/Stay Night doujin featuring Rin being a clutz and Archer acting like the gentleman he is. Also, there's porking in it, so the usual NSFW warning applies.


There should be another release in the pipe and coming soon-ish, but unfortunately (or fortunately, depends on how you look at it) it's not Natsunokumo. It's still nice tho!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

And now, for something completely different

I wrote in the latest post about some good news on Natsunokumo's front... but my plans fell through, so we're back to square one. I don't have any more scripts, nor do I have a translator on board, so the project is on hold for now. I want to see it through too, so I'll keep looking for a way. Any help whatsoever would be appreciated on that front, so do leave a comment here or send me a mail.

To keep the blog alive for the time being I'll link some other stuff I've had to do with recently, though content wise it's more...adult, in a way. (Read: it's porn)

There will be no direct links here, only links to the release pages on the respective group's page. Consider all content here Not Suitable For Work- unless you work in the editing department for an ero-manga publisher, in which case, I'm envious and are you hiring?






That's it for now. 'till next time!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 18

I promised I'd get chapter 18 done in August, and I... failed miserably, okay. But it's still the first of September, so close enough!

In this chapter Itaka takes the spotlight, just to show that the Engine man is not the only one that knows how to handle himself in a fight. Crank, instead... well, you'll see.



Also, this is the last chapter for which I had the scripts left by the previous translator. It's gonna be rough from here on out but I hope I'll have some good news on that front shortly.

Until next time!


Monday, July 30, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 17

Finally! I don't think this qualifies as "weekend" anymore (perhaps it's still Sunday somewhere out there...) but better late than never.
In this chapter we bear witness to the complete awesomeness of pissed-off Gigia, and open hostilities with the mercenary group- but the always crafty Crank will find a way to settle things in a (somewhat) civil way.


Today's wrestling moves come courtesy of Buffalo Man (from the anime/manga Kinnikuman)  http://youtu.be/vR5b6l8uDFU.

Next chapter, the last one for which there were scripts available left from the translator who started the project way back when, it's coming sometime in August. No clue exactly when, 'cause it's more than 32°C here and my brain is starting to melt.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Chapter 17 delayed

I'm sorry to announce that chapter 17 will be coming next week, at the earliest, and not this weekend. I could blame a problem with my desktop as the cause, but really, there was a Guild Wars 2 beta coming, so not much of a chance of me working on it this weekend to begin with.

Still, I present a small gift- an extra spread from Volume 7- as a little tease.
See you next week!



Saturday, July 14, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 16

Here it is, chapter 16 - Group Encounter #2. The bodyguards and the adults of the Zoo meet to plan their countermeasures against the onslaught of curious players that have flooded the board, but trouble's afoot in their own home. Also, GIGIA SMASH!


(This time the download link for the chapter is provided by minus.com thanks to mediafire being a bunch of twats.)

In other news, I may have successfully convinced a translator to help out with the scripts, so there's still hope of seeing the whole manga through. Still, 4 volumes are a lot for a single person, so if there's anyone else available to help, you're more than welcome.

See ya!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 15

Chapter 15 - Group Encounter #1 is done!

In this chapter, we see the aftermath of the clash with Kabaki, and how Gaur's holding up after the loss of her beloved Grandma. Also, a little more insight into what has happened in the past at the Zoo, and as per usual a look at how people online can be gigantic assholes.



Still no translator in sight, so again, we only have 3 chapters left to go. I'm sounding more and more like a broken record, but I'd really like to see this translated to the end- and avoid commissioning a translator if at all possible. If anyone is willing to step up and take care of the script leave a comment here on the blog, or send an email to secondhandscans@gmail.com.

If a group wants to pick it up the project and release it as their own, feel free to do so.
Chapter 16 will come later in the month, depending if I manage to leave town for a while or not.
See you soon!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 4.5 - Side Story

Hello again! Today comes the extra chapter from the first volume, a look at how Itaka first came to be a part of the Zoo, with a guest appearance of Sancho and Katsutoshi (the guys with the funny accents from Volume 2).

According to mangaupdates, this chapter war already released by mangascreener way back when, but I couldn't find it online. The script was available, so I re-did it. Way to be efficient!



Next up is chapter 15, first chapter of Volume 4. Still missing a translator for chapters 19 and up, so without some fresh blood, chapter 18 is as far as we gonna get.

For those who are interested, here are repacks for the first three volumes in English. Enjoy!






Saturday, June 30, 2012

Natsunokumo chapter 14

First of the new chapters, first actual release here, is chapter 14 - "Afterimage", to close off the third volume.
Next in line is the extra chapter from the first volume, simply titled "Side Story".


As I said previously, the scripts that were left from the previous translator (thus "second hand") only go up to chapter 18- I need someone to translate the rest of the manga. Want to help? Drop a line in the comments. Know someone who would? Convince them. Or tie 'em up in front of their computer and threaten them at gunpoint- whatever works, though it'd be nice to avoid violence :)

Friday, June 29, 2012

Rokuro Shinofusa's "Natsunokumo"

Well, hello there!

I've opened up shop here trying to drum up a bit of interest in this here manga, "Natsunokumo".  To quote the introductory blurb from the group that started translating it back then: "Coil is a man whose idea of "life" is his alter ego in an online world. A place where the hearts of people come together...and it is not a pretty place. The slender spiderweb that connects their souls within this endless world brings greater pain than reality itself."

It doesn't seem to have received much attention in the west- there are no localizations that I know of in English or in any other European language, save for an out of print (and unfinished) French version.
So, I've got my hands on some of the available but unused scripts left by the previous translator (with his permission), and I'm going to package 'em up and release them. Problem is- they only go up to chapter 18, enough to get through volume 3, with one chapter left to end volume 4. This still leaves the last four volumes completely untranslated.

I like this series, and given that there's not really much of a chance to ever see it officially released, the only alternative is a fan translation. I can handle the editing, but I need someone to take care of the script- I need a translator. So, come one and come all, for the fame, the glory and the untold riches pretty much nothing, I guess- this is a fan thing, after all.
Still, anyone interested in giving it a shot, aiming to get some practice with their Japanese, or wanting to gain ~*internet fame*~, feel free to drop a line in the comments.

I'll be posting chapter 14 soon-ish, then there'll be the extra chapter from the first volume, and repacks for the first three volumes in English. Below you can find link to the volumes in Japanese, if you want to take a look at them.
If you want to read what's been translated so far, you can head over to the manga page on Batoto.