Monday, January 27, 2014

Cleanliness is next to godliness

Today we're proud to present you a short-short story by Maimu-Maimu (artist we've already featured here once in the past) published in 2011 in a special magazine issue released to raise money for the victims of the quake in Japan. There's not really much to describe, honestly...


Being just two pages, our beloved Cucumis Sativus accepted to slot it into his queue with little to no prior warning. The downside is that the poor soul is now left with a serious Onee-san deficiency... poor buddy.

See ya!

Friday, January 3, 2014

A catboy is fine too

What better way to start off the new year than to kick back, relax, and enjoy some fine porn?

...probably a million other ways, but this is the kinda stuff we do 'round here, so this is what y'all get: another chapter of the weird and crazy stories inspired by Unlight, drawn by Karei and Turtle.Fish.Paint!

A gentle pervert wishing to remain anonymous has provided us the scans (I know who you are now, and you can expect to be blackmailed if you want to stay anonymous :3). Our in-house homme à tout faire Cucumis Sativus has provided us a brilliant translation (not as if anyone reads porn, it's all about looking at dem naughty pictures), while I just sat on this for a month before deciding to actually edit it. Hey, I eventually did do it! That's gotta count for something.

See ya!

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas with a Harem... or With a Really Huge Orgy


Welcome to Tokoharusou COMPLETE! That makes two, YES TWO, tanks I got pulled in as a second (or in this case a forth, ewww) hand collaborator. For those of you have been following, you know the drill. Download links are over at Conan's domain and the gallery link is below. If you're somehow new to this book, expect lots of mindless sex with hot girls who simply begs for the D 27/7. There, that's your baptism to the world of Kisaragi Gunma's hentai.

Exhentai Gallery

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Girls are Stupid Sluts and Guys are Horny Assholes


As much as I enjoy Kisaragi Gunma, I can’t help but feel this is the prevailing message in most of his works. Sure it’s all innocent fun and games in hentai world, but there are times where I have to stop fapping and say, “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?” Cucumis Sativus here again to give another update for Welcome to Tokoharusou. In collaboration with Conan of 4dawgz once more, the second to last chapter of the book is now released for your viewing pleasure. For the uninitiated, it’s a semi sequel to a previous chapter which can be found here. I have to be honest, I’m not particularly sure how I'd feel about attending a school where it’s mandatory to have my dick sucked as a yearly physical.

Anyway, download links can be found over at Conan’s domain and the gallery link is below.
Exhentai Gallery

Just like before, this is probably my favorite panel in the chapter. Us men are so easy...

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Crazy Childhood Friend is Crazy


Hello again, Cucumis Sativus, the resident slave translator here. Just popping in to announce the release of another chapter of Welcome to Tokoharusou by Kisaragi Gunma, which I had the strange pleasure to work on with Conan from 4Dawgz. Our partnership came to be when I helped Somebodyelse with his Lovely Lover’s Love re-edit project, and I was in contact with Sir Conan for both PSD files and editing help. One thing lead to another and the next thing I know, I’m working on completing another book. Yay for working on more second hand goods! I’m living up to this group’s name rather well.

You can find download links over at 4dawgz and a link to the gallery below.
Exhentai Gallery

And just for some good humor, my favorite panel(s).

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

It's a second-hand thing

Thanksgiving is the most joyful of Holidays— a chance to pass some time with one's family (whether you actually want to spend time with said family or not, pretty often), trying your best to fend off a barrage of questions about your life by relatives you didn't even remember you had ("How are your grades?" "How long until you graduate?" "You're studying what?" "Are you still single at your age?" "Have you found a job?" "What kinda job is that?" "When are you going to get married?" and so on), while you gorge yourself on the delicious stuffed carcass of a giant bird (or some cardboard-tasting yet more humane vegan alternative, if you're so unlucky) and wash it all down with copious amounts of alcohol (preferably enough to get you through it, but not enough that you re-enact that scene from The Exorcist all over Grandma).

Good times.

Being the kind souls we are, we did what we do best to make this day a little more pleasant for you— we took somebody else's work , added a minor amount of spit and polish, and voilà! A special gift, just to take your mind off it all.


The original translation of the chapters as they appeared in the magazine scans was done by FUKE, and edited by Conan. Cucumis Sativus has taken care of the translation for all the new materials (pinups, cover, index, extra chapters and both bonus booklets), has revised the original translation using FUKE's notes (I have connections, you see, I can get my hands on stuff and things), and has also pulled double-duty by taking care of half of the editing. I did the rest of the edit and I claim most of the credit for the whole shebang for myself, because I'm just an asshole like that.

See ya!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Night of the Lively Dead

The spirit of Halloween fills the air— shoddily carved pumpkins on the porches (that will probably stay there until it's time swap them for plastic reindeer and Christmas crap), a million guys dressed as Heisenberg (they're goddamn right), slutty nurses/policewomen/devils as far as the eye can see, and with some luck even some kid going around the block bumming people for candy.
To celebrate the festivity, have at a little demon-themed full color story. Imagine Michael Jackson's "Thriller" playing in the background and you'll be all set. 


Translation is courtesy of our beloved new manservant, Cucumis Sativus— be sure to express your gratitude, it's a bit of a sad time of the year, with so many of his cousins horribly gored and left to rot on the streets... poor souls, he's a wreck— and to Shadkats for a bit of QC (I caen't spel gud mysself).

Have fun tit-or-treating! Or is is trick-or-tittin'?
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...no? Pun too lame? Well, I admit it wasn't the breast but... oh, suck it (these guys sure did).

See ya!