Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Will we ever release something from another author?

Apparently not! Or at least, not anytime soon. And you know what? I'm fine with it!

Today's release is YET ANOTHER doujin by Hirame/Turtle.Fish.Paint, this time about the PS3/Vita beat 'em up Dragon's Crown. The disgruntled male cast tries to get back to the heroines for always stealing the spotlight and leaving them with naught to do on their adventures, but their "clever" plan backfires.

Translation was provided, as per usual, by our beloved Cucumis Sativus, which was reduced to a panting and wheezing mess while working on the Elf/tentacles pages. The bonus milk girl at the end almost gave the poor bastard an heart attack after that. I took care of the edit, and as for some weird reason, as soon as I saw the Amazon on the cover, I had this stuck in my head. YES, AMAZONESS!

Will the next release be a C-C-Combo Breaker? Who knows! Maybe it will, maybe it won't.

.... Wait, I know. And I have a strange craving for pizza.

See ya!

Friday, May 16, 2014

I'm a strong, independent ship who don't need no admiral

Never be said that Chinese Cartoon Porn (from now on, we'll refer to it as "CCP"*) it's just a bunch of smut, or that it doesn't carry a positive message.
"Is the message here that you shouldn't be put down by a person who doesn't truly appreciate you, but rather take charge and better value yourself?", you might ask.
Nope. It's tentacles.
It's always tentacles.

Praise the good Cucumis Sativus for translating another chapter in the ongoing gospel of the Holy Wriggly Appendage— he's a devout follower, and has been for ages. Tentacles are good, tentacles are love, tentacles are the slimy salvation that will fill you up with joy— forever!
Kinda literally.

There should still be some more Hirame goodness to come soon, so stay tuned!

*We'll never refer to it again like that.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Sexbots and butter wolves

Welcome once again to the official HQ of "Hirame Sensei ~Love♥Love~ Official Fan Club"! (it seems we've been kinda insisting on this author lately, and I'm perfectly fine with it.) Today's release is another chapter of the UnLove series, two of which we have previously shared with y'all not so long ago. It's a two parter, with Florence and Ada taking the scene on the first half (with the assistance of some sort of marital-aid bot), and Palmo on the second half getting cozy with her wolf buddy, obviously involving some whipped cream. Did you think I would just lie on the post title? Pshaw.

Enjoy responsibly, and remember that sexing robots can result in grievous injuries to your naughty bits in case of malfunctions or erratic behavior.