Wat. Japan, wat.
Our dear Cucumis Sativus has been so kind to keep both hands above the desk long enough to type down the translation, while I oh-so-sloppily lathered his carefully chosen words all over the pages. Also, considering that I even failed to spell the goddamn title right on the first try, I imagine there might be some typos sneaked in by me in there. I no read gud.
Edit: thanks to an anonymous commenter for pointing out two typos on pages 6 and 16, links to the gallery and MEGA download are fixed. In my defense, I did say there might have been some in the thing— and there were! It means I was right.
Dumb as a sack of potatoes, but right.