Sunday, December 14, 2014

A Taste of Things to Come!

So here’s a small teaser of something I hope to complete before I die. This is the first time I’m attempting a novel-like translation, so I’m not sure if I will release everything in one go, or perhaps in chunks at reasonable transitions in the story. If you guys have an opinion, sound off below. In the mean time, bon appétit!

Oh, I am working on comics still. Just being very, VERY slow as usual. Given real life responsibilities and overall lack of time to do proper edits, I decided to work on something that wouldn't involve much, if any intensive editing. I'm also considering a PDF or epub release for those who want to read on their tablets, but before I jump the gun, I want to make sure I make substantial progress. For now, pages will be posted on E-hentai.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

I'M OVER 9,000!

I love Butcha-U (Eroquis), I love Psycho-Pass, and I love Risa Aoyanagi. Combine the three and you get this fantastic image below. For those who have been keeping up with season 2, you guys will understand why I'm paying tribute to this sexy vixen. DO ME NEXT AOYANAGI! MY COEFFICIENT IS WELL OVER 300!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Huge tracts of land

I can only imagine the backpain that carrying around one third of your body mass dangling from your chest would cause. And how much the bras would cost— would they price them by the square foot? Anyways, today's story is a sweet lovey-dovey tale of a couple of idiots who've been living together for two years and have still not gotten to it.

Wat. Japan, wat.

Our dear Cucumis Sativus has been so kind to keep both hands above the desk long enough to type down the translation, while I oh-so-sloppily lathered his carefully chosen words all over the pages. Also, considering that I even failed to spell the goddamn title right on the first try, I imagine there might be some typos sneaked in by me in there. I no read gud.

See ya!

Edit: thanks to an anonymous commenter for pointing out two typos on pages 6 and 16, links to the gallery and MEGA download are fixed. In my defense, I did say there might have been some in the thing— and there were! It means I was right.

Dumb as a sack of potatoes, but right.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Insert Witty Joke About Dragons and Lots of Thick Cream

So, some of you may remember this Hirame masterpiece a while back. Well, the benefactor who sent us the book has given us permission to release the raws. Decision was based around giving the artists time to reap in the gold before the rest of us shamelessly pirate their hard work. Enjoy! We'll get back to translating and editing eventually... I think...
E-Hentai Link

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

"You sunk my battleship"

I think we might be going for a record or something, but today's release is yet another work from our beloved Hirame— and sort of a sequel to a work we previously shared with you all, to booth! Battlefield Princess and Airfield Princess have business with Wo-Class to discuss, so they ask Seaport Princess to watch over little Isolated Island Demon for them. I never imagined I'd write something like that before, much less that I'd actually understand what that means. I blame Cucumis Sativus for translating all this stuff and giving me a chance to read the words instead of just staring at cartoon titties and making the dialogue up in my head.

Also, we reached 100k total pageviews! That's a lot of perverts! Or maybe not that many, considering we've been around a while... I dunno. With this two shorter doujins done, it's back to the fapcave the not-officially-announced "bigger project", so stay tuned.
(I might very well be sidetracked and do something completely different in the meantime, I have a pretty short attention span, but do do continue visiting the site and inflate my ego~♥.)

Friday, August 22, 2014

Motherfucking Kill la Kill

Welcome to Hirame sensei's appreciation station, your one-stop spot for all thing curvy and with lots of wriggly bits stuck inside them! Today's post is brought to you by the translation services provided by Cucumis Sativus ("Refreshing!", the farmer's wife; "Fits like a glove!" Anallover79; "All the taste and none of the guilt!", Vegan_Bater_69) and the half-assed editing efforts of moi ("Who?", everybody ever). It's a heart-wrenching tale of a tearful family reunion, a wild roller coaster of emotions, and a whole lotsa tentacles.

Silence on the blog here was mostly due to the fact that the next planned release (a big'un) was— and is— subject of some sort of internet drama. A story full of Crocodile tears. It will see the light of day sometime in the future, but for a while still we'll stick with shorter things with faster turnarounds (as usual, mostly Hirame things. Like, with magical anthropomorphic battleship girls or something).

(By the way, the title of the post is actually literal. Wonders of magical tentacles and classical Japanese Family Values™.)

Monday, June 9, 2014

It's not delivery, it's diPorno

Welcome again to the official "Hirame~♥~Love" fanclub, where everything is about this single author all the time, every time! Our quest to provide you pretty much everything of theirs we can get our hands on continues today with our newest release, a story straight of of "Porn-plots 101". Pizza delivery comes in, and not much pizza is actually consumed. Such a waste.

The translation was again brought to you by our beloved Cucumis Sativus (he got better after last time's Elf, but he's still not fully recovered), and with the help of our newest recruit for the edits, Bubblemilktea! So frothy. It's all thanks to him you can actually read this stuff, 'cause the scans were a bit of a mess.
Me? I lecture people on proper pizza making, mostly, and do these writeups.

We've ran out of Hirame stuff, so unless something new comes out, like, right now, the next release will be hopefully something different! Yay!

As an aside, I sure hope I don't get sued for the title (if you don't hear from me again, I've gone down doing what I love— horrible puns).

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Will we ever release something from another author?

Apparently not! Or at least, not anytime soon. And you know what? I'm fine with it!

Today's release is YET ANOTHER doujin by Hirame/Turtle.Fish.Paint, this time about the PS3/Vita beat 'em up Dragon's Crown. The disgruntled male cast tries to get back to the heroines for always stealing the spotlight and leaving them with naught to do on their adventures, but their "clever" plan backfires.

Translation was provided, as per usual, by our beloved Cucumis Sativus, which was reduced to a panting and wheezing mess while working on the Elf/tentacles pages. The bonus milk girl at the end almost gave the poor bastard an heart attack after that. I took care of the edit, and as for some weird reason, as soon as I saw the Amazon on the cover, I had this stuck in my head. YES, AMAZONESS!

Will the next release be a C-C-Combo Breaker? Who knows! Maybe it will, maybe it won't.

.... Wait, I know. And I have a strange craving for pizza.

See ya!

Friday, May 16, 2014

I'm a strong, independent ship who don't need no admiral

Never be said that Chinese Cartoon Porn (from now on, we'll refer to it as "CCP"*) it's just a bunch of smut, or that it doesn't carry a positive message.
"Is the message here that you shouldn't be put down by a person who doesn't truly appreciate you, but rather take charge and better value yourself?", you might ask.
Nope. It's tentacles.
It's always tentacles.

Praise the good Cucumis Sativus for translating another chapter in the ongoing gospel of the Holy Wriggly Appendage— he's a devout follower, and has been for ages. Tentacles are good, tentacles are love, tentacles are the slimy salvation that will fill you up with joy— forever!
Kinda literally.

There should still be some more Hirame goodness to come soon, so stay tuned!

*We'll never refer to it again like that.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Sexbots and butter wolves

Welcome once again to the official HQ of "Hirame Sensei ~Love♥Love~ Official Fan Club"! (it seems we've been kinda insisting on this author lately, and I'm perfectly fine with it.) Today's release is another chapter of the UnLove series, two of which we have previously shared with y'all not so long ago. It's a two parter, with Florence and Ada taking the scene on the first half (with the assistance of some sort of marital-aid bot), and Palmo on the second half getting cozy with her wolf buddy, obviously involving some whipped cream. Did you think I would just lie on the post title? Pshaw.

Enjoy responsibly, and remember that sexing robots can result in grievous injuries to your naughty bits in case of malfunctions or erratic behavior.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sharing is Caring! (I Think...)

In the spirit of generosity (and mostly so I can figure out how to upload on E-Hentai. Hey, I'm not a very tech savvy person. LEAVE ME BE!), I've decided to share two doujin works for everyone's "personal" enjoyment. One is from a our previous release thanks to an anonymous reader and another from my personal collection. I'll keep this post short so you can get to fapping that much quicker. Enjoy Unlove 2 by Turtle.Fish.Paint and Makinami Strike! by Maidoll!
ExHentai Link
E-Hentai Link

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Speak softly and carry a big stick

It has come to my attention that a dangerous individual has hijacked my account and posed as myself recently. I want to declare that I disavow the message posted by my evil twin my drunken self me trying to be funny this "unknown individual" in its entirety.

It is in my full interest to provide y'all with the finest quality entertainment, be it work-safe productions (as far as "reading comics" can be safe for work), or the smuttiest of the smut that ever appeared on the planet, without any additional modifications on our part. Unless we feel like it. Or it strikes our fancy. But mostly not.

Now, feel free to enjoy the tale of the Kawaguchi Household, and the blossoming love between the young lady and the kid. No, not that kind of kid— that was another story.

See ya!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

New Policy

I have been reborn. Gone are the impure thoughts that used to taint my mind. Gone are the temptations of the flesh, thanks to that freak accident with the chainsaw at the nudist beach. Gone is any desire to indulge myself any further in this debauchery that is Japanese Pornography.

Thus, today marks the day we (and by that I mean "I"— it's my way or the highway, Cucumis) change course for the glorious ship that is this site, and devote ourselves to save your souls from eternal damnation. Our glorious overlords from the resplendent land of the Rising Sun had the right idea when they decided to censor this filth, but they did not go far enough. Thus it falls upon ourselves to deliver you this content the way God intended, as it's written in the Bible. Somewhere. I think. Possibly. Not that I'm going to check.

Enjoy this treat as a first sample of the way we'll be improving our releases going forward. Don't look at the flesh, enjoy the tale of a love blossoming amidst curious circumstances. Cast your gaze away from the intertwined bodies, and focus on the joyous event of conception. Seriously, stop looking at dem titties.

The translation for this was provided by Cucumis Sativus (who didn't know about our now-mandatory new policy, but I'm sure he'll approve... if he knows what's best for him), and edited— and improved— by somebodyelse.
In case you don't appreciate our work, I only have one thing to say.

Sunday, February 16, 2014


Put on the Panty & Stockings soundtrack (I'd suggest either Pantscada or Schranz Chase, but Theme for Scanty and Kneesocks will fit just fine), make yourselves comfortable (leather mask? chains? I won't judge) and enjoy this heartwarming tale of siblings love by Hattory Mitsuka. Angels or demons, all sisters should care for each other— it's the ruuuuuuuule.

This doujin has been brought to you by our own beloved #1 Thunderslut (the manliest slut), Cucumis Sativus, who could have been busy ending world hunger or curing cancer, but instead decided to translate porn for you.

Priorities! We've got them straight.

See ya!

Friday, February 14, 2014

I'd pay any consultation fee in a heartbeat

Stories by Hirame, the author of all those weird and delightful doujins we've featured in the past under the pen name Karei, are getting published in Japan by Wani. This means a) a higher chance for us to actually find their stuff online, b) a higher chance for them to reach a bigger audience and thus a bigger market, c) more delicious boobs for all. It's a win-win-win scenario!

(Possibly not much so for my carpal tunnel, but with this kind of hobby, it was already a lost cause.)
This release comes hot off the presses and straight out of Kairakuten BEAST's February issue. We are trying to avoid releasing stuff that's too recent, but for Hirame/Karei... Both our fantastic in-house translator and boob-man extraordinaire Cucumis Sativus (again responsible for this release) and I are fans of theirs, so we're making an exception.
Also, be thankful I've spared you the worst of the horrible, horrible puns I've come up with while working on this— quality stuff like "Ally McBoobs". I should get checked for this, I realize they're horrible but I CAN'T STOP.

Oh, and if you wanted a Valentine's Day-themed release, we've already been there. I wrote that we were really, really early, didn't I?

See ya!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Cleanliness is next to godliness

Today we're proud to present you a short-short story by Maimu-Maimu (artist we've already featured here once in the past) published in 2011 in a special magazine issue released to raise money for the victims of the quake in Japan. There's not really much to describe, honestly...

Being just two pages, our beloved Cucumis Sativus accepted to slot it into his queue with little to no prior warning. The downside is that the poor soul is now left with a serious Onee-san deficiency... poor buddy.

See ya!

Friday, January 3, 2014

A catboy is fine too

What better way to start off the new year than to kick back, relax, and enjoy some fine porn?

...probably a million other ways, but this is the kinda stuff we do 'round here, so this is what y'all get: another chapter of the weird and crazy stories inspired by Unlight, drawn by Karei and Turtle.Fish.Paint!

A gentle pervert wishing to remain anonymous has provided us the scans (I know who you are now, and you can expect to be blackmailed if you want to stay anonymous :3). Our in-house homme à tout faire Cucumis Sativus has provided us a brilliant translation (not as if anyone reads porn, it's all about looking at dem naughty pictures), while I just sat on this for a month before deciding to actually edit it. Hey, I eventually did do it! That's gotta count for something.

See ya!