Monday, June 9, 2014

It's not delivery, it's diPorno

Welcome again to the official "Hirame~♥~Love" fanclub, where everything is about this single author all the time, every time! Our quest to provide you pretty much everything of theirs we can get our hands on continues today with our newest release, a story straight of of "Porn-plots 101". Pizza delivery comes in, and not much pizza is actually consumed. Such a waste.

The translation was again brought to you by our beloved Cucumis Sativus (he got better after last time's Elf, but he's still not fully recovered), and with the help of our newest recruit for the edits, Bubblemilktea! So frothy. It's all thanks to him you can actually read this stuff, 'cause the scans were a bit of a mess.
Me? I lecture people on proper pizza making, mostly, and do these writeups.

We've ran out of Hirame stuff, so unless something new comes out, like, right now, the next release will be hopefully something different! Yay!

As an aside, I sure hope I don't get sued for the title (if you don't hear from me again, I've gone down doing what I love— horrible puns).

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Will we ever release something from another author?

Apparently not! Or at least, not anytime soon. And you know what? I'm fine with it!

Today's release is YET ANOTHER doujin by Hirame/Turtle.Fish.Paint, this time about the PS3/Vita beat 'em up Dragon's Crown. The disgruntled male cast tries to get back to the heroines for always stealing the spotlight and leaving them with naught to do on their adventures, but their "clever" plan backfires.

Translation was provided, as per usual, by our beloved Cucumis Sativus, which was reduced to a panting and wheezing mess while working on the Elf/tentacles pages. The bonus milk girl at the end almost gave the poor bastard an heart attack after that. I took care of the edit, and as for some weird reason, as soon as I saw the Amazon on the cover, I had this stuck in my head. YES, AMAZONESS!

Will the next release be a C-C-Combo Breaker? Who knows! Maybe it will, maybe it won't.

.... Wait, I know. And I have a strange craving for pizza.

See ya!

Friday, May 16, 2014

I'm a strong, independent ship who don't need no admiral

Never be said that Chinese Cartoon Porn (from now on, we'll refer to it as "CCP"*) it's just a bunch of smut, or that it doesn't carry a positive message.
"Is the message here that you shouldn't be put down by a person who doesn't truly appreciate you, but rather take charge and better value yourself?", you might ask.
Nope. It's tentacles.
It's always tentacles.

Praise the good Cucumis Sativus for translating another chapter in the ongoing gospel of the Holy Wriggly Appendage— he's a devout follower, and has been for ages. Tentacles are good, tentacles are love, tentacles are the slimy salvation that will fill you up with joy— forever!
Kinda literally.

There should still be some more Hirame goodness to come soon, so stay tuned!

*We'll never refer to it again like that.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Sexbots and butter wolves

Welcome once again to the official HQ of "Hirame Sensei ~Love♥Love~ Official Fan Club"! (it seems we've been kinda insisting on this author lately, and I'm perfectly fine with it.) Today's release is another chapter of the UnLove series, two of which we have previously shared with y'all not so long ago. It's a two parter, with Florence and Ada taking the scene on the first half (with the assistance of some sort of marital-aid bot), and Palmo on the second half getting cozy with her wolf buddy, obviously involving some whipped cream. Did you think I would just lie on the post title? Pshaw.

Enjoy responsibly, and remember that sexing robots can result in grievous injuries to your naughty bits in case of malfunctions or erratic behavior.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sharing is Caring! (I Think...)

In the spirit of generosity (and mostly so I can figure out how to upload on E-Hentai. Hey, I'm not a very tech savvy person. LEAVE ME BE!), I've decided to share two doujin works for everyone's "personal" enjoyment. One is from a our previous release thanks to an anonymous reader and another from my personal collection. I'll keep this post short so you can get to fapping that much quicker. Enjoy Unlove 2 by Turtle.Fish.Paint and Makinami Strike! by Maidoll!
ExHentai Link
E-Hentai Link

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Speak softly and carry a big stick

It has come to my attention that a dangerous individual has hijacked my account and posed as myself recently. I want to declare that I disavow the message posted by my evil twin my drunken self me trying to be funny this "unknown individual" in its entirety.

It is in my full interest to provide y'all with the finest quality entertainment, be it work-safe productions (as far as "reading comics" can be safe for work), or the smuttiest of the smut that ever appeared on the planet, without any additional modifications on our part. Unless we feel like it. Or it strikes our fancy. But mostly not.

Now, feel free to enjoy the tale of the Kawaguchi Household, and the blossoming love between the young lady and the kid. No, not that kind of kid— that was another story.

See ya!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

New Policy

I have been reborn. Gone are the impure thoughts that used to taint my mind. Gone are the temptations of the flesh, thanks to that freak accident with the chainsaw at the nudist beach. Gone is any desire to indulge myself any further in this debauchery that is Japanese Pornography.

Thus, today marks the day we (and by that I mean "I"— it's my way or the highway, Cucumis) change course for the glorious ship that is this site, and devote ourselves to save your souls from eternal damnation. Our glorious overlords from the resplendent land of the Rising Sun had the right idea when they decided to censor this filth, but they did not go far enough. Thus it falls upon ourselves to deliver you this content the way God intended, as it's written in the Bible. Somewhere. I think. Possibly. Not that I'm going to check.

Enjoy this treat as a first sample of the way we'll be improving our releases going forward. Don't look at the flesh, enjoy the tale of a love blossoming amidst curious circumstances. Cast your gaze away from the intertwined bodies, and focus on the joyous event of conception. Seriously, stop looking at dem titties.

The translation for this was provided by Cucumis Sativus (who didn't know about our now-mandatory new policy, but I'm sure he'll approve... if he knows what's best for him), and edited— and improved— by somebodyelse.
In case you don't appreciate our work, I only have one thing to say.