Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sharing is Caring! (I Think...)

In the spirit of generosity (and mostly so I can figure out how to upload on E-Hentai. Hey, I'm not a very tech savvy person. LEAVE ME BE!), I've decided to share two doujin works for everyone's "personal" enjoyment. One is from a our previous release thanks to an anonymous reader and another from my personal collection. I'll keep this post short so you can get to fapping that much quicker. Enjoy Unlove 2 by Turtle.Fish.Paint and Makinami Strike! by Maidoll!
E-Hentai Link

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Speak softly and carry a big stick

It has come to my attention that a dangerous individual has hijacked my account and posed as myself recently. I want to declare that I disavow the message posted by my evil twin my drunken self me trying to be funny this "unknown individual" in its entirety.

It is in my full interest to provide y'all with the finest quality entertainment, be it work-safe productions (as far as "reading comics" can be safe for work), or the smuttiest of the smut that ever appeared on the planet, without any additional modifications on our part. Unless we feel like it. Or it strikes our fancy. But mostly not.

Now, feel free to enjoy the tale of the Kawaguchi Household, and the blossoming love between the young lady and the kid. No, not that kind of kid— that was another story.

See ya!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

New Policy

I have been reborn. Gone are the impure thoughts that used to taint my mind. Gone are the temptations of the flesh, thanks to that freak accident with the chainsaw at the nudist beach. Gone is any desire to indulge myself any further in this debauchery that is Japanese Pornography.

Thus, today marks the day we (and by that I mean "I"— it's my way or the highway, Cucumis) change course for the glorious ship that is this site, and devote ourselves to save your souls from eternal damnation. Our glorious overlords from the resplendent land of the Rising Sun had the right idea when they decided to censor this filth, but they did not go far enough. Thus it falls upon ourselves to deliver you this content the way God intended, as it's written in the Bible. Somewhere. I think. Possibly. Not that I'm going to check.

Enjoy this treat as a first sample of the way we'll be improving our releases going forward. Don't look at the flesh, enjoy the tale of a love blossoming amidst curious circumstances. Cast your gaze away from the intertwined bodies, and focus on the joyous event of conception. Seriously, stop looking at dem titties.

The translation for this was provided by Cucumis Sativus (who didn't know about our now-mandatory new policy, but I'm sure he'll approve... if he knows what's best for him), and edited— and improved— by somebodyelse.
In case you don't appreciate our work, I only have one thing to say.

Sunday, February 16, 2014


Put on the Panty & Stockings soundtrack (I'd suggest either Pantscada or Schranz Chase, but Theme for Scanty and Kneesocks will fit just fine), make yourselves comfortable (leather mask? chains? I won't judge) and enjoy this heartwarming tale of siblings love by Hattory Mitsuka. Angels or demons, all sisters should care for each other— it's the ruuuuuuuule.

This doujin has been brought to you by our own beloved #1 Thunderslut (the manliest slut), Cucumis Sativus, who could have been busy ending world hunger or curing cancer, but instead decided to translate porn for you.

Priorities! We've got them straight.

See ya!

Friday, February 14, 2014

I'd pay any consultation fee in a heartbeat

Stories by Hirame, the author of all those weird and delightful doujins we've featured in the past under the pen name Karei, are getting published in Japan by Wani. This means a) a higher chance for us to actually find their stuff online, b) a higher chance for them to reach a bigger audience and thus a bigger market, c) more delicious boobs for all. It's a win-win-win scenario!

(Possibly not much so for my carpal tunnel, but with this kind of hobby, it was already a lost cause.)
This release comes hot off the presses and straight out of Kairakuten BEAST's February issue. We are trying to avoid releasing stuff that's too recent, but for Hirame/Karei... Both our fantastic in-house translator and boob-man extraordinaire Cucumis Sativus (again responsible for this release) and I are fans of theirs, so we're making an exception.
Also, be thankful I've spared you the worst of the horrible, horrible puns I've come up with while working on this— quality stuff like "Ally McBoobs". I should get checked for this, I realize they're horrible but I CAN'T STOP.

Oh, and if you wanted a Valentine's Day-themed release, we've already been there. I wrote that we were really, really early, didn't I?

See ya!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Cleanliness is next to godliness

Today we're proud to present you a short-short story by Maimu-Maimu (artist we've already featured here once in the past) published in 2011 in a special magazine issue released to raise money for the victims of the quake in Japan. There's not really much to describe, honestly...

Being just two pages, our beloved Cucumis Sativus accepted to slot it into his queue with little to no prior warning. The downside is that the poor soul is now left with a serious Onee-san deficiency... poor buddy.

See ya!

Friday, January 3, 2014

A catboy is fine too

What better way to start off the new year than to kick back, relax, and enjoy some fine porn?

...probably a million other ways, but this is the kinda stuff we do 'round here, so this is what y'all get: another chapter of the weird and crazy stories inspired by Unlight, drawn by Karei and Turtle.Fish.Paint!

A gentle pervert wishing to remain anonymous has provided us the scans (I know who you are now, and you can expect to be blackmailed if you want to stay anonymous :3). Our in-house homme à tout faire Cucumis Sativus has provided us a brilliant translation (not as if anyone reads porn, it's all about looking at dem naughty pictures), while I just sat on this for a month before deciding to actually edit it. Hey, I eventually did do it! That's gotta count for something.

See ya!