Tuesday, August 26, 2014

"You sunk my battleship"

I think we might be going for a record or something, but today's release is yet another work from our beloved Hirame— and sort of a sequel to a work we previously shared with you all, to booth! Battlefield Princess and Airfield Princess have business with Wo-Class to discuss, so they ask Seaport Princess to watch over little Isolated Island Demon for them. I never imagined I'd write something like that before, much less that I'd actually understand what that means. I blame Cucumis Sativus for translating all this stuff and giving me a chance to read the words instead of just staring at cartoon titties and making the dialogue up in my head.


Also, we reached 100k total pageviews! That's a lot of perverts! Or maybe not that many, considering we've been around a while... I dunno. With this two shorter doujins done, it's back to the fapcave the not-officially-announced "bigger project", so stay tuned.
(I might very well be sidetracked and do something completely different in the meantime, I have a pretty short attention span, but do do continue visiting the site and inflate my ego~♥.)

Friday, August 22, 2014

Motherfucking Kill la Kill

Welcome to Hirame sensei's appreciation station, your one-stop spot for all thing curvy and with lots of wriggly bits stuck inside them! Today's post is brought to you by the translation services provided by Cucumis Sativus ("Refreshing!", the farmer's wife; "Fits like a glove!" Anallover79; "All the taste and none of the guilt!", Vegan_Bater_69) and the half-assed editing efforts of moi ("Who?", everybody ever). It's a heart-wrenching tale of a tearful family reunion, a wild roller coaster of emotions, and a whole lotsa tentacles.


Silence on the blog here was mostly due to the fact that the next planned release (a big'un) was— and is— subject of some sort of internet drama. A story full of Crocodile tears. It will see the light of day sometime in the future, but for a while still we'll stick with shorter things with faster turnarounds (as usual, mostly Hirame things. Like, with magical anthropomorphic battleship girls or something).

(By the way, the title of the post is actually literal. Wonders of magical tentacles and classical Japanese Family Values™.)

Monday, June 9, 2014

It's not delivery, it's diPorno

Welcome again to the official "Hirame~♥~Love" fanclub, where everything is about this single author all the time, every time! Our quest to provide you pretty much everything of theirs we can get our hands on continues today with our newest release, a story straight of of "Porn-plots 101". Pizza delivery comes in, and not much pizza is actually consumed. Such a waste.


The translation was again brought to you by our beloved Cucumis Sativus (he got better after last time's Elf, but he's still not fully recovered), and with the help of our newest recruit for the edits, Bubblemilktea! So frothy. It's all thanks to him you can actually read this stuff, 'cause the scans were a bit of a mess.
Me? I lecture people on proper pizza making, mostly, and do these writeups.

We've ran out of Hirame stuff, so unless something new comes out, like, right now, the next release will be hopefully something different! Yay!

As an aside, I sure hope I don't get sued for the title (if you don't hear from me again, I've gone down doing what I love— horrible puns).

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Will we ever release something from another author?

Apparently not! Or at least, not anytime soon. And you know what? I'm fine with it!

Today's release is YET ANOTHER doujin by Hirame/Turtle.Fish.Paint, this time about the PS3/Vita beat 'em up Dragon's Crown. The disgruntled male cast tries to get back to the heroines for always stealing the spotlight and leaving them with naught to do on their adventures, but their "clever" plan backfires.


Translation was provided, as per usual, by our beloved Cucumis Sativus, which was reduced to a panting and wheezing mess while working on the Elf/tentacles pages. The bonus milk girl at the end almost gave the poor bastard an heart attack after that. I took care of the edit, and as for some weird reason, as soon as I saw the Amazon on the cover, I had this stuck in my head. YES, AMAZONESS!

Will the next release be a C-C-Combo Breaker? Who knows! Maybe it will, maybe it won't.

.... Wait, I know. And I have a strange craving for pizza.

See ya!

Friday, May 16, 2014

I'm a strong, independent ship who don't need no admiral

Never be said that Chinese Cartoon Porn (from now on, we'll refer to it as "CCP"*) it's just a bunch of smut, or that it doesn't carry a positive message.
"Is the message here that you shouldn't be put down by a person who doesn't truly appreciate you, but rather take charge and better value yourself?", you might ask.
Nope. It's tentacles.
It's always tentacles.


Praise the good Cucumis Sativus for translating another chapter in the ongoing gospel of the Holy Wriggly Appendage— he's a devout follower, and has been for ages. Tentacles are good, tentacles are love, tentacles are the slimy salvation that will fill you up with joy— forever!
Kinda literally.

There should still be some more Hirame goodness to come soon, so stay tuned!

*We'll never refer to it again like that.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Sexbots and butter wolves

Welcome once again to the official HQ of "Hirame Sensei ~Love♥Love~ Official Fan Club"! (it seems we've been kinda insisting on this author lately, and I'm perfectly fine with it.) Today's release is another chapter of the UnLove series, two of which we have previously shared with y'all not so long ago. It's a two parter, with Florence and Ada taking the scene on the first half (with the assistance of some sort of marital-aid bot), and Palmo on the second half getting cozy with her wolf buddy, obviously involving some whipped cream. Did you think I would just lie on the post title? Pshaw.


Enjoy responsibly, and remember that sexing robots can result in grievous injuries to your naughty bits in case of malfunctions or erratic behavior.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Sharing is Caring! (I Think...)

In the spirit of generosity (and mostly so I can figure out how to upload on E-Hentai. Hey, I'm not a very tech savvy person. LEAVE ME BE!), I've decided to share two doujin works for everyone's "personal" enjoyment. One is from a our previous release thanks to an anonymous reader and another from my personal collection. I'll keep this post short so you can get to fapping that much quicker. Enjoy Unlove 2 by Turtle.Fish.Paint and Makinami Strike! by Maidoll!
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