Friday, May 16, 2014

I'm a strong, independent ship who don't need no admiral

Never be said that Chinese Cartoon Porn (from now on, we'll refer to it as "CCP"*) it's just a bunch of smut, or that it doesn't carry a positive message.
"Is the message here that you shouldn't be put down by a person who doesn't truly appreciate you, but rather take charge and better value yourself?", you might ask.
Nope. It's tentacles.
It's always tentacles.


Praise the good Cucumis Sativus for translating another chapter in the ongoing gospel of the Holy Wriggly Appendage— he's a devout follower, and has been for ages. Tentacles are good, tentacles are love, tentacles are the slimy salvation that will fill you up with joy— forever!
Kinda literally.

There should still be some more Hirame goodness to come soon, so stay tuned!

*We'll never refer to it again like that.

5 comments:

  1. Thank you guys and Sativus for all the Hirame goodness.

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    1. We both love the author, so we're kinda on a roll with all their stuff, especially since they're finally releasing them in Japanese (so Cucumis can actually read and translate them, instead of just furiously masturbating to the pictures without knowing what's going on).

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  2. Woah, that Wo class ship girl was nice.

    Is her hat(?) talking canon or is that artistic license for this story. Never played the game, so I wouldn't know any of this.

    Also, why was Wo with the admiral at the beginning, a date, one night stand, prostitution? I need answers.

    Anyways, thanks for the CCP.

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    1. I know nothing of the setting, but according to the Wiki (here: http://goo.gl/ye1g3a), the character is pretty much identical to the original (and so are the two princesses). Whether the hat actually talks, I dunno, but I bet the dick-tentacles are not from the source material.

      As for the setting, it seems little Wo-chan was.... eh, selling herself for some ammo and some resources, right in the first panel. Poor little Wo-chan.

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      As for the setting, it seems little Wo-chan was.... eh, selling herself for some ammo and some resources, right in the first panel. Poor little Wo-chan.
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      That would explain why she was holding ammo and stuff in her hands at the start. I'm usually not very good at picking up little details like that, but now it makes sense.

      Poor little Wo-chan, makes me want to hold her that much more now if that's what was going on...

      Come to me Wo-chan.

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